Big Fan Of Heinz Hiding Links To Porn On Their Ketchup Bottles

Via – A German man who scanned the QR code on a bottle of Heinz ketchup said the code leads to a porn site.

Daniel Korell wrote to the Pittsburgh-based company on Facebook, saying he scanned the code on a bottle of Heinz Hot Ketchup expecting to be taken to a label design contest but was instead taken to a porn site. According to foodproductiondaily.com , Heinz apologized to Korell, saying the company’s ownership of the website expired after the contest ended in 2014.

Heinz! You old sailor, you. Talk about a company who exemplifies the very essence of FTB. Not only are they gonna hook you up with some sugary “tomato”-y goodness to mask some shitty food with, but they’re also gonna send you to some hot fuck flick to watch once you’re done eating. Friends helping friends, and this German bastard had to come along and ruin everything. Not gonna say him ratting out Heinz for linking pornog on their ketchup bottles is worthy of starting WWIII, but I would suggest to Daniel Korell that he tread lightly from now on. Snitches do, indeed, get stitches.

Quick point about ketchup because I know there are going to be a ton of those “you’re poor and should kill yourself if you use ketchup, it ruins the food, blah blah blah, yada yada yada” hardos coming out of the woodwork here. Do I agree with putting ketchup on absolutely everything? No, I do not. But that doesn’t mean that it’s not still a delicious condiment. Burgers, fries, maybe some chicken tenders if hot sauce isn’t readily available. That’s where you can, and should, go to town with your ketchup usage. People who don’t like ketchup just because  they think it takes away from the food are the worst and they don’t even deserve to get hooked up with some dope porno links courtesy of Heinz.